You Know You Are A Rower When...

·         everything you do is "in 2.."

·         when you sit down in class, you look for the tie in shoes

·         you need to have a small pushy person around telling you what to do all the time

·         you believe the world wouldn't exist without spandex

·         every time you sit in a chair you are mildly surprised to discover it doesn't slide back and forth

·         you only recognize your friends from behind

·         you stick water bottles in your shorts for no reason at all

·         you believe all authority figures carry a megaphone

·         you sit in class leaning to your rigger

·         you blame bad moods on "the balance"

·         you constantly check the tightness of nuts in chairs, handrails, door handles etc

·         you dress and undress one handed so you don't have to take one hand off the oar